What To Continue Not Wearing (part 2)

What's up with all the sweaters in high fashion these days? When I started a fashion blog I though I'd be all inundated with bondage gear & high heels- instead everyone (okay- NY Mag & style.com) is writing me about sweaters! Is this some kind of return to our rootsy, hand-made, poverty stricken national origins? I dunno but style.com was flippin a shit about the Proenza Schouler ski sweater collection- observe!

Wow! Getting pretty sexy out there! I once wore this to "da club" and someone asked me where my skis were- or maybe it was my "skeeze" anyway- I wondered how it would look "off the rack" and called in my faithful sweater model Tony Makem- maybe you've heard of him...

I dunno man, I'm still not feelin' it. A little further net-inquiry confirmed my suspicion that this aint no man-sweater after all- high fashion, like Secret deodorant, is strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

So there you have it- no hopes for the slopes for me this year! Also, God, can't they find a skinny model? That girl is probably what, a size 1/2? God what a lard-ball.