All Hope Is Gone.

Yup- I'm talkin' bout the 2010 Fall collections currently showing- including loads of Menswear! In the great list of styles available to males we can now include Polar Explorer, Car Crash Victim and Big Tubby Giraffe Guy! Don't despair though- with the patented mind reading technology available to us here at BM2K we can actually read the thoughts of these poor models as they waddle down the runway. We've edited their thoughts down to exclude the "I thought being a male model was supposed to be cool!" that every one of them thought.
First up: the poor schmuck who had to break the Tubby Giraffe Guy look to the world for Armani- observe!



We also edited out his thoughts about why his shirt was all half-tucked in or whatever.
Next up: what will the modern eskimo be wearing on the slopes? Let's ask Thom Browne who can't seem to find pants that are long enough and his fetching models for Moncler Gamme Bleu- mon dieu!!




The real question I'd like to ask is where on Earth is cold enough to wear these things? Haven't they heard of Global Warming? Even people doing scientific research on the North Pole are like, "Hey, it's not that bad up here..." Maybe I'm just jealous because I always wanted a pair of moon boots. Is it cold enough on the moon? I dunno- look it up on Wikipedia or something.
Like Vanessa Williams I save the best for last- the twin geniuses of fashion who are Dsquared2 somehow brewed up a car crash/slasher film aesthetic for the modern man- complete with fake blood! Or maybe there was just a terrible fight backstage? Here's my fave-

Poor fella! At least you still have your self-respect... err...
Let's see D & D do their victory lap with what I'm guessing is Adam Lambert as some kind of fetish bird of paradise- yum!

Sorry you idiots he's in love with me! I like the pink triangles on the surgeons scrubs too- very... conceptual.
Tune in next week for more fashion week posts hot off the sidewalk! I'm gonna go hang myself now.