Bloggermeister 2000

As co-consiprator for Bunnyhenge Festival of the Rising Sun to Raise Awareness, I would like to thank everyone involved for making it such a warbling success. We couldn’t have done it without you- or we could have but there would have been fewer people. As former stage manager, I must alert everyone to the objects left behind in our Lost and Found section. Please alert me via internet to claim prizes.
*One large Tupperware container, possibly related to the silverware found nearby. Contact me to correctly identify silverware pattern. Top of container says “PORK STEW” Container is empty. There is no pork stew inside. Call to claim.
*One very nice beach blanket. Festive teal segments dance across a white terry cloth towel, festooned with accents of turquoise and lavender. Perfect for trips to the beach, the river, anywhere!
*One random holder of some sort on a strap. Possibly a camera bag? Very small black and red pouch with velcro & zippers, Maybe some sort of tiny purse? Suitable for indoor or outdoor use, whatever it is. Adjustable strap.
*One pair mens shorts. Black denim, size medium. Cut off hems for extra comfort. Found in the bushes by recycling. Denim is a non-recyclable fabric. Approximately $300 cash in back pocket. Email to claim.

Just kidding.
*One very nice, knitted baby hat. Tan color with wide brown knit brim. Baby-appropriate soft texture I am assuming it is baby hat. Size very small. May belong to non-baby participant with very small head. Did you see a baby-size head man with no pants at Bunnyhenge? Call for price.
*One small BOSS guitar tuner. Light brown color, unknown vintage. Perfect for guitar or bass. Runs on 2 AA batteries with easy to read LED indicators. Possibly left at Bunnyhenge by a musician. Non musicians will be required to play a complete song on a guitar to claim tuner.
*Another one pair mens shorts. Black cut-off Calvin Klein brand. Very nice pants, comes with complementary matching black men’s underwear from Target, brand Merona. Underwear may be for black man or white man. Underwear color black. Pants very worn-in and are my size. I don’t think these are my pants. Found hanging over railing by balcony, possibly drying out. Please send plastic bag with a stamped, self-addressed envelope for safe return of underwear.

*One very large glass pipe. Giant potato-sized hand-blown glass pipe, original contents missing. Ergonomic design with spiraling, multicolored glass spirals. Possibly left at Bunnyhenge by a musician. (Not me) Probably someone’s favorite pipe. Contact via “the vibes” to ensure safe return.
*One maraca. Very rhythmic, black plastic maraca, possibly filled with dried beans. Emits crunchy sound when shaken. Professional quality. Quantity one. Was there a man not wearing two pairs of cut-offs or underwear with a baby head smoking out of tune and no Tupperware and a holder and one maraca at Bunnyhenge? Contact me.
*One hideous green blanket. Sickly, pale green color, covered in dirt and riddled with moth holes. Liberally sprinkled with burrs, cigarette burns and unspecified stains. An abomination to all things blanket-like. Identify via email to claim.

UPDATE!!! One pair mens shorts have been claimed. Unclear if the claimed shorts are the ones with the money in them or not- will decide and return shorts to original owner at our discretion.